before we get started,

does anyone want to get out?

But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew — and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents — that there was all the difference in the world.

ohrobbybaby:

Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins” (1964)

That awkward moment when people who don’t even know each other get into a fight on your Facebook status:

And then you realize that you have the most AWESOME friends who will defend you until the end and that some people are just trolls.

Take those headphones off right now!

Jeremy’s infamous viagra incident (x)

Are you aware that you just told an inmate in prison that she should become a correctional officer? What the fuck is wrong with you?

"You and I fight for the same cause, the protection of this world"

6.04 | Always a Godmother, Never a God

quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
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I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom